1. Whole wheat pastry flour is the food of the gods, and should be available in military commissaries.
2. I need a kitchen timer.
3. Roasted banana cake still smells good when it's overcooked.
4. If dishes had any self-respect, they would learn to wash themselves.
Also, did you know that the Army has outlawed pit bulls? As pets on Army bases, and I guess probably in baking too.