Update: Got one! See above.
Help help help!
I have this extra ticket to a fertility festival next weekend and no one is free to come! Won't anybody join me for the short bus ride, crazy sake drinking, rice-ball-throwing, phallus-themed festival?
I have to return the tickets by Tuesday for a refund, so this is a limited-time offer. Anyone in Yokosuka can email me if they want to join (sorry, no kids are allowed) and maybe I'll make a new friend in the process. The festival is all day April 5.